Yes, it's that time of the year again, and as much as you try to dodge it, and run from it, sometimes it just hits from behind, like a James Bond to a bad guy. Yes! Girl Scout Cookies!!
I think the people at the Girl Scouts of America have strategically placed a time for their cookies at a time were you are finally settling into your workouts, and are finally seeing results from your latest new years resolution, and then like a bolt of lighting... BAM!! "Excuse me! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?" Those little girls, standing outside the grocery store, Blockbuster, Sam's, Best Buy, with their little sashes, looking up at you with big 'ol puppy dog eyes, knowing that in fact how hard it is to say no to them.
My last interaction with one of these peddlers of oh so goodness was this past weekend, my mom and I were outside of Sam's, on our way in, and then BAM! Out of no where, there she was... This little girl was all of 3 feet tall, a cross between Abigail Breslin and Dakota Fanning before War of the Worlds, with her little Brownie's uniform on, blondie hair coming out of her beanie, and green eyes burning a hole in me from behind her big thick glasses. With the voice that could have come from one of the members of the Lollipop Guild, asking me:
"Excuse me sir! Would you like to buy some cookies? Girl Scout Cookies?"
I couldn't help it, it was like that scene from Sherk 2, where he is looking down at Puss in Boots, with those big eyes just glistening back at him. Now how could I have said no to this sweet little girl? Did I want any cookies? Yes. Did I need any cookies? No. But I said yes anyways, and just to add to my now stolen heart by this little girl, she took me by the hand to show me the selection of cookies that she had.
And if I had had the cash on me I would have bought up every box on the table just on the fact of how cute this little girl is. But thank God that I only had 5 dollars in my pocket to only buy one box from her. Caramel Delights! Or as I like the old school name Samoa's.
I took my cookies and gave her my 5 dollars, and she counted my change to me. As I turned around to head back into the store, she spun around and shouted back to me: "Thank you! I hope you enjoy!"
So, next year as this time comes around again, I will try to have a little more self control, will power, and finally say "No", or at least try to...
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