thoughts of the bird outside my window this morning...
"you know i usually see this guys light on around 5:50 or at least hear his alarm clock... i wonder if he forgot last night to set it?? i guess he had a little too many margaritas last night. well i feel that it is my duty to wake him up! you know i do have a beautiful singing voice! here goes nothing..." (starts singing) "ooo i guess he hears me! i hear moving, no snooze button here, i'm going to continue singing! wow! i guess he is hung over he looks pissed through the window! oh, look he is coming outside, i did my job, he is up and going, just the day in the life of me a singing bird! what? ah, how rude!! i spend my time making sure he gets up and for what? to get a rock thrown at me, what an ass!!! wait... oh shit i forgot... i heard on the news yesterday morning that all road work and related work is cancelled do to the end of fiesta celebrations... i guess i'm the asshole now! my bad, oh look worms on the golf course!!"
stupid ass birds!!
~R~
Me...
- Richard "Capt. Awesome" Perez
- What's there to say? I am starting a new part of my life. Do I know where I am going?? Not really, but I am just going to leave it in the hands of the Lord, and know that everything is going to work out.
2 comments:
Your neighbor is:
1) an unappreciative @$$#ole
2) OBVIOUSLY music hater.
Your singing is like the sounds of an angels wings flowing from the heavens....
OR
the sound of a female moose in heat, not sure which is more accurate.
At least you got a rock out of the deal...in some cultures that is like 50 bucks....
Thanks for going back to the 1st person....seriously ;)
Wow, you need a hobby.
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