As we move towards the end of April, I can't help but look back at the happenings of this past week and realize that we have our first contender for Douche of the Year!
That's right people, we usually don't see our candidates for this "prestigious" award until the summer starts. The big blockbuster movies start rolling, you know when the true ego of every big name Hollywood hot shot and sex deprived congressmen/ governor really starts to show.
But not this year, Oh no! Congrats to Perez Hilton you are the first candidate for 2009 Douche of the Year.
Not only are you a very small, single minded individual who likes to take cheap shots at people while they are down and out. Mind you some times that's alright to do, I mean common, Britney Spears... Its like shooting fish in a barrel, it really is. But I am not here to call you out on trashing Britney's "sterling" name. Or there is also Miss Lohan. Or the fact that you seem to have a dangerous crush on Heidi and Spencer. I really think that you are about one missed Xanex pill from running them down on Hollywood Blvd, stuffing them in your trunk, slitting their throats, and going all Norman Bates just so you can full fill a sick and twisted tea party with your "new" family.
No, I am here because you single handily crushed the dreams of Miss California Carrie Prejean just because she does not agree with your lifestyle, and your way of thinking. She is a 21 year old woman with dreams and aspirations of making this God-forsaken world a little bit better, rather then cheapen it like you so often do. You should be ashamed of yourself and what you said and did to that girl. I will be totally surprised if any one even comes close to you in contending for this award. I hope one day you have to answer for your actions, and ultimately pay for what you did to this girl.
Perez Hilton... you have been served the first nomination for Douche of the Year
